Quickly now....

Don't know how to program. Intend to start with common lisp. Using Ubuntu 12.04. Don't have the time for learning the intricacies of whatever editor I will use (but will pursue further in the future). Getting tired of manually saving websites. Want to learn enough common lisp (and other knowledge needed) in a few hours to create a web scrape program that can automatically scrape a website I want scraped (doesn't need to be advanced, could just be a simple program dedicated to one site which I need to scrape real soon).

while(x-->0) {}

My friend showed me a program the other day, I asked him what the fuck he was doing and he said "oh this is a new operator I learned on StackOverflow".

while(x-->0)

u mena while (x-- > 0)?

That's some Perl level insanity right there.