social media interface

hello /prog/,

I would like to be able to use the command line using an interface that doesn't scare people in public. So I was thinking of creating an http server that allows access to the command line through web pages that look like facebook and twitter. Source code would be reformated into walls. Twitter would work well for log files. Any ideas or links to existing work are welcome.

Prog challenge #1998

- Round up all online compiler sites that let you compile C and use networking.
- Figure out the shortest max runtime for all the sites.
- Write a program that can post a program to any of the compiler sites, have it execute and take the response.
- Hardcode the list of the compiler sites in the program, and have it post this program randomly to any one of the compiler sites.
- Make it so that when it gets a response, it takes the response's body, and the program's own source, and combines them (as in, sets the response as an argument in the program's automatically rewritten source)
- Make sure one round trip can be executed within the shortest runtime in any of these sites.
- Watch as the sites DoS themselves and get around their own maximum execution time by just passing the program's execution context to each other endlessly and spawning more and more instances of the program over the network.