Name: Anonymous 2014-05-01 23:05
You losers can stay here on a Friday night and suck each other off if you like, but I won't be joining you. I'm taking my mother's friend's daughter (a total slut) out to dinner and then we're going to her place to fuck! I wonder if she does anal? Anyway, I thinks its about time that you and I, my dearest friend /prog/, to acknowledge that we've drifted apart. I mean, I'm a successful man about to be married, and your... a bunch of pedophile racists whose idea of a good time is reading chapter 4 of SICP again. We can still be friends, and we can meet up for coffee some time, but your dependence on me is worrying. When you decide to stop being a loser, feel free to look me up.