Questions

I am an Internet Anthropologist and have recently discovered this interesting and unique Internet Culture. I have some questions for you.

1. Why do you stylize your quotes as `` '' instead of the normal " which results from shift ' ? What is the origin of this use?

2. What does "san", "kun", and others mean? Obviously they are of Japanese origin and seem to be used more in Japanese animation instead of real life. They seem to be the western equivalent of "bro" or "friend". Why do you use them and not the western equivalents?

(Not necessarily a question as it is a suggestion and command) 3. Write responses to the kind of questions you think I would ask. This is a technique know as "short-cutting" in the sociology world and makes my life and yours much easier.

Thank you for your time.

1 - ``faggot quotes'' are easier than ^₆₆genius quotes^₉₉, and are used in SICP, T_EX, and in Star Trek.
2 - We do that to feel closer to our favorite 2hus.
3a - Of course not, we are all pure little girls. Stop being lewd.
3b - That is a non-problem blown way out of proportion by the JEWS.
3c - That depends on what you plan to do with it. Use tools appropriate to the task at hand.
3d - Not really.
3e - Yes. Every good /prog/rider has to have at least a working knowlegde of ^B_BCODE
3f - Stupid question, lurk more faggot.
3g - moot, as always, is to blame. I'm sure I could find a greedier, filthier kike if I tried, but I'd be searching for a while.
3h - Lolies!
3i - Breasts are attractive because human males are driven by biological means to select mates that would result in good offspring. Attraction to secondary sexual characteristics is evolution's way of enforcing that. I would agree with you that the crazy over them is overblown, but I attribute that to the fact that they are often considered obscene in the West. Forbidden fruit and all that shit.