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Lisp is fascinating but I can't help but wonder:

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 0:15

if it's so perfect and intelligent, why isn't it used for anything? Lisp code in the wild is exceedingly rare.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 0:26

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 1:44

Classical music is fascinating but I can't help but wonder:

if it's so refined and stimulating, why isn't it more popular? Tchaikovsky's compositions in the wild are exceedingly rare.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 1:51

>>3
what are you talking about, per virtue of most classical music being public domain, they are used in just about everything.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 1:58

>>3
Not all of them are equally good.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 2:43

The classical western tradition is the peak of human music.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 4:04

>>6
Go be white somewhere else.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 12:07

Lisp is neither perfect nor intelligent. It doesn't even have a decent type system, let alone side effects control. It's an outdated group of languages that got a moderate renewal of interest with Rich Hickey's Clojure.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 12:16

>>8
Haskell a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 12:19

>>9
I'm sorry, were you trying to say something? Cause your sentence totally lacks a verb. I guess you could say that it doesn't typecheck.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 13:11

>>8
outdated
Doesn't apply to programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 14:11

>>11
Outdated in terms of its features. What you mean is that "outdated" does not apply to languages in terms of legacy code usage and you're right: there's still a bunch of Fortran and Cobol code running just fine which no one is trying to replace. But Lisp does not have even that: in terms of code usage it's neither contemporary nor outdated, more like stillborn.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 14:43

>>12
shut up you gay heathen

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 14:48

>>10
parse my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 14:57

>>14
Lishp idiots can't even tell parsing from typechecking. No wonder you dolts think that typechecking requires "recompiling every time".

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-09 15:48

Haskell is constipated shit.

>>15
Outdated in terms of its features.
If Haskell retards had their way with Lisp it'd probably have a hundred new operators, and parsing would be halting-complete (while executing would be EXPTIME).

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 0:24

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 10:08

>>8

Number Pi is neither perfect nor intelligent. It doesn't even have a rational number form, let alone being non-integer. It's an outdated math constant that got a moderate renewal of interest with National Pie Day.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 10:55

>>18
That's correct. Tau is the new pi:
http://tauday.com/

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 12:56

>>19
http://www.telegraphindia.com/1110630/jsp/nation/story_14178997.jsp
Experts appear to have ignored a proposal from within their own ranks to retire the circle constant that is taught in schools and appears throughout mathematics and replace it with 2pi, or tau.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 13:37

>>20
Keep on calling a quarter of a turn "a half of pi", retrograde faggot. The tau revolution will gradually replace your errors and give us a new bright future.

Name: >>18 2014-05-10 13:52

>>21
The tau revolution
Pun intended?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 13:57

The whole tau thing reeks of popular mathematics for epic nerds.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 14:32

>>23
That might well be. The advantages of π are obvious in HIGHER MATHEMATICS which suggests the majority of τ supporters possess minimal knowledge of HIGHER MATHEMATICS.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 14:42

>>24
Higher mathematics? Like maybe the
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourier_transform
?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 15:05

It's pi fault I failed math thrice :(

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 15:14

>>26
With tau you would've only failed it 1.5 times!

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 16:04

>>25
Wikipedia articles aren't higher mathmatics, you silly billy.
And Fourier transforms are basic signal analysis.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 16:24

>>28
What's wrong with wikipedia articles aside from generally being incomplete and inferior to resources that cost money?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 16:44

There's nothing higher than Category Theory.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 16:50

>>28
Then what's higher mathematics and what part of that uses mostly pi and not 2pi?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 16:59

>>31
I don't really give a shit about that, but Furry analysis ain't it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:08

>>31
Statistics.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:12

>>32
I'll find the fixed point on your hairy balls, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:42

>>6
That's not how you spell ``jazz''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:48

>>24

There is nothing "high" or "low" about measuring angles. If you mean Euler's Identity, then there is a version of it for any multiple of pi.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:50

>>29
The decline of the encyclopedia business is entirely due to Wikipedia, clearly it is far from incomplete or inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:53

>>32
Integral calculus is higher mathematics, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 17:56

>>3

At Clean Ponds metro station, I've seen a girl playing violin and she performed a lot of classics, like Beethoven (not the dog movie).

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-10 18:06

>>35
It was an improvization.

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