Why don't you just create your own programming language?

It seems you guys have issues with all programming languages including your favourites. So why not just create your own and use that for your programming?

Because creating a good programming language is a feat that has never been achieved in the history of humanity, and thus is by all chances impossible. And creating a shitty language is pointless because there are already shitty languages for all tastes and preferences. Thus, the only sensible thing is bitching about how shitty the existing languages are.