Why don't you just create your own programming language?

It seems you guys have issues with all programming languages including your favourites. So why not just create your own and use that for your programming?

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R5RS + module system would be a good language
you can even - callcc, but just leave shift/reset for fun

as for type system.. what's a good language with a type system?

* SML: Academic language
* Ocaml: what's all this oo shit
* HASKAL: lol. joke language