Why don't you just create your own programming language?

It seems you guys have issues with all programming languages including your favourites. So why not just create your own and use that for your programming?

You geniuses can't even decide if you hate Lisp or Scheme more.

I frequently use s7 Scheme, FICL Forth, Lua all embedded gloriously in C, and my life is pure unmitigated bliss. My bliss is so glorious, it is envied by the gods. I have achieved satori, while you eat your heart out trying to figure out what to hate more.