What would you do with a million dollars?

I'd buy a new license for asshole.exe because mine is cracked.

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Firstly, check 'em.

Secondly, note that humans most certainly are animals.

Lastly, I do not appreciate your attempt to circle jerk your way out of this with nonsensical postmodern garbage. Please return to your sociology class or art criticism class or whatever and stop commenting on things that require actual intellect.