rankings

C > D > js > rust > lua > haskell > python > ruby > php > java > C++

>>6
most people know enough about haskell to see how stupid it is now that the new-and-interesting hype wave is over

>>10
haskell types can't model much. nerds spend hours trying to make a type for nonempty lists but the code you write will always have some more complicated invariants that types can't capture.