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OpenArena is total fucking shit

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 21:08

Completely shit game, horrid quality, the controls are terrible and when are these retarded fps developers going to realize that setting mouse sensitivity should be in fucking numbers and not a fucking slider?

I still cannot find an FPS game that can match up to the experience I had playing CS:S 2008-2010. So much fun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 1:58

>>40
Yes but where are the good ones? How am I supposed to impregnate shoggoths in a shitty game like CoC?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 2:27

>>3

but there are plenty of cs:s deathmatch servers

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 6:55

>>23
red eclipse looks like shittier version of warsow: you can do even crazier moves without any effort whatsoever.
well, at least now we have something that looks like a game on sauerbraten engine.
>>26
silly physics rules are there to help you move faster if you're really clever at exploiting them, so you can get where you're going before your enemy does, and basically everyone just has to be more clever than everyone else at exploiting physics glitches
that's pretty precise description of quake (not FPS). it's like new dimension of gameplay: moving properly requires skill and constant effort. so the glitch became the corner stone of gameplay.
>>30
everybody play quake live and not cpma or qw
1. millions of flies can not be wrong
2. looks like a task of setting up a server and coordination via irc is something unbearable for modern kids. so the quake live rose with all its ads and regular balance and physics refuckups.
3. running cpma on alternative platrofms seems to be impossible. i've had hard time cranking up q3a on linux and it won't run super-smooth as it should.
where's zombiemod or deathrun or surf in your quakes?
1. because zombies can not bunnyhop
2. because community is ded
3. it's called defrag

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 7:04

minecraft, minetest
why there is no minecraft based on sauerbraten (or tesseract fork)?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 7:27

>>43
but muh rapha and cypher

nobody cares about you 30 something manchild scandinavians with your 200hz CRTS and your decade and half of constant playing.

oh yeah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOtiCAiu0sQ

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 11:43

>>45
there are two markets for FPS games
1. people who know how to bunnyhop
2. eight year old foulmouthed americans with no concept of fun.
anyone else is irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 12:21

>>44
Nobody bothered to write one. The closest we have is some Minecraft level converter that would load into Cube Engine.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 13:38

FIRST PENIS SUCKING So much fun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 14:33

>>45
dem defaults
crawling with RL; almost camping
shitty maps
5 duels in row
wth did i just not watched?
check the real duel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpR67fV5ww

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 17:12

quake is lame and a pogostick simulator, cs is the truth

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 20:21

>>50
cs 1.6 is filled with eurotrash and sandniggers, cs:s is on its way to being filled with eurotrash and sandniggers and it was ruined by that 2011 update, cs:go is dumbed down kiddy shit and you can't even have sprays anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 21:52

>>26
the silly physics rules are there to help you move faster if you're really clever at exploiting them, so you can get where you're going before your enemy does, and basically everyone just has to be more clever than everyone else at exploiting physics glitches and the developer is fine with that.
This is exactly why I don't play FPS games. Are there any good FPS games that aren't like this?

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 21:54

>>52
Pogoracer bunnyhop 3.0

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 21:58

>>52
Stop being casual.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:00

>>51

i'd rather play cs with sandniggers than go in a hopping adventure with a bunch of cockjockeys.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:01

if you play CS you are a subhuman being

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:03

>>55
hippity hop mofucka

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:24

>>42
Is it possible to connect to these CS:S deathmatch servers you talk of without modding your client? I bought the game and I don't see any options to start a classical deathmatch but not a last man standing mode, though that mode is kind of fun too.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:31

>>43
Red Eclipse is meant to have lots of silly moves, although your stamina is limited and it runs out kind of fast. I don't see what's wrong with that, though. It works well as a fast paced game and it's way better than OpenArena.

If you want slower then try CS, Urban Terror or even ARMA.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:36

le pedophile CS

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-28 22:41


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