Classical Music is 80% Boilerplate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2SfrqUqXHE

That must be why no useful programs were written in Scheme, which is like 4'33". And criticizing Java is like criticizing Mozart. Enjoy your minimalism.

Scheme isn't meant to be used for general purpose practical programming. That's common lisp's job. Mozart is quality and java is not. Scheme is quality. 4'33" is pretentious abstract bullshite.