my $CPAN = "AIDS";

CPAN = Comprehensively Poopy modular AIDS Network

Have you caught the CPAN AIDS already? Steer clear of people who use this abomination to avoid the deadly epidemic that is cpan

cpan breaks fucking every time you install something remotely large, pesters you literally billions of times with irrelevant prompts like

"Would you like me to append it to /home/aids/dicks/cocks/penises/weenies/.pooprc"

It is so bad that I've had better results installing modules with apt/yum instead of cpan! don't even get me started on cpan.me

actually, you know what? fuck perl. enough of this shit

>>4

can't nest lists
doesn't have proper parameters for subs

better than python, lua, ruby and php

/back to Larry's basement/