my $CPAN = "AIDS";

CPAN = Comprehensively Poopy modular AIDS Network

Have you caught the CPAN AIDS already? Steer clear of people who use this abomination to avoid the deadly epidemic that is cpan

cpan breaks fucking every time you install something remotely large, pesters you literally billions of times with irrelevant prompts like

"Would you like me to append it to /home/aids/dicks/cocks/penises/weenies/.pooprc"

It is so bad that I've had better results installing modules with apt/yum instead of cpan! don't even get me started on cpan.me

actually, you know what? fuck perl. enough of this shit

>>5
Fuck off you xcode using idiot, you have emacs, vi/vim, ed, acme, etc, not that shit. Or just program your own text editor.

You might as well be an IDE using winblows nigger.