Programming Language Opinions Thread

Post you're opinions on the following programming languages + any more you want to comment on:

* Java, C, C++, Go, Rust
* PHP, Perl, Ruby, Python, Javascript
* Lisp, Scheme
* Ocaml, Haskell

>>11

but there's nothing else I can do

you can stop being a autistic nigger, I am sure you are the ``back to le gee xD'' guy