Programming Language Opinions Thread

Post you're opinions on the following programming languages + any more you want to comment on:

* Java, C, C++, Go, Rust
* PHP, Perl, Ruby, Python, Javascript
* Lisp, Scheme
* Ocaml, Haskell

>>27
Why are you writing like a retard? That's not what you use the code tag for. The way your sentence is structured doesn't make any sense either. Did your mom drop you on your head when you were a young baboon?