Programming Language Opinions Thread

Post you're opinions on the following programming languages + any more you want to comment on:

* Java, C, C++, Go, Rust
* PHP, Perl, Ruby, Python, Javascript
* Lisp, Scheme
* Ocaml, Haskell

>>40
; Hello World program
; Machine starts at state 0

0 * H r 1
1 * E r 2
2 * L r 3
3 * L r 4
4 * O r 5
5 * _ r 6
6 * W r 7
7 * O r 8
8 * R r 9
9 * L r 10
10 * D r halt

Test it here: http://morphett.info/turing/turing.html

It's far from optimized, but works for any input, provided the initial state is 0.