Programming Language Opinions Thread

Post you're opinions on the following programming languages + any more you want to comment on:

* Java, C, C++, Go, Rust
* PHP, Perl, Ruby, Python, Javascript
* Lisp, Scheme
* Ocaml, Haskell

>>45
"Could" isn't good enough. If Lambda Calculus is anything related to programming then there should be a way to at least write "Hello world". This is so trivial it pains me to even speak about it. How can anyone in the computer science industry take Lambda Calculus seriously if it doesn't support even a "Hello World"?