L. A. Calculus

I summon thee.

WADDA YA WANT, SUSSMAN?

I want him too, I want to show him something

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>>3
SO SHOW IT TO ME YA FUKIN LAZY EVALUATION RETOID

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>>5
Prove you are real!

>>7
ALREADY TRIED DAT N IT WAS A WASTE OF FUKIN TIME. Y DONT U PROVE DAT UR PENIS IS REEL YA FUKIN SISSY?

>>8
Probability of authenticity, 94%.

>>8
I am a girl, duh. stop harrashing me
anyway, see what all these C-standard haters say here https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S42282224#p42283900

>>10
Stack Boi overload! I can't handle all the /g/ in that post!

>>11
It has more https://rbt.asia/g/thread/S42282224#p42284160

>>10

WAT, U WANT ME 2 RESPOND 2 HIS POINTS? /g/'S FILLED WITH SMALL PIMPLE-FACED YOUNG ADULTS WHO ARGUE 4 DA SAKE OF ARGUING, DESPITE A COMPLETE LAK OF INSIGHT INTO WAT DEY'RE ARGUING ABOUT.

ALRIGHT. LET'S CALL DA GUY WHOSE POST WAS ENTIRELY QUOTES "CONFORMIST-BOI" AND DA GUY WHO RESPONDED TO IT "JOI-BOI".

JOI-BOI'S POINT ABOUT "\r\n" BEING "mandatory" IS GIBBERISH. DER'S NO PROTOCOL DEFINED HERE, NO TARGET IMPLEMENTATION, AND NO INSIGHT INTO HOW DIS OUTPUT IS GONNA BE USED. DO I NEED 2 SAY MORE? JOI-BOI'S WRONG SO HE LOSES A POINT, N I WUD SAY DAT CONFORMIST-BOI'S POINTING IT OUT WAS SLIGHTLY JUSTIFIED, BUT IT AINT A SIGNIFICANT PROBLEM SO HE GETS A 0.

JOI-BOI: -1, CONFORMIST-BOI: 0

JOI-BOI'S NEXT POINT IS CORREKT, BUT HE DONT UNDERSTAND DA DIFFERENCE. A FUNCTION REQUIRES A NEW BLOK, DA BODY OF DA FOR-STATEMENT DOESNT NEED TO BE A BLOK. EITHER WAY, IT'S A MATTER OF PREFERENCE. HARDLY SIGNIFICANT. JOI-BOI'S SCORE STAYS DA SAME, BUT CONFORMIST-BOI LOSES A POINT FOR NITPICKIN ON A MATTER OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE.

JOI-BOI: -1, CONFORMIST-BOI: -1

NOW, Y DA FUK WOULD IT MATTER IF U USE size_t OR int FOR DIS PROGRAM? UR STORING DA VALUES 0 TO 6. int CAN STORE DAT. size_t CAN STORE DAT. AGAIN, ANOTHER FUKIN MEANINGLESS NITPICK BY CONFORMIST-BOI.

JOI-BOI: -1, CONFORMIST-BOI: -2

JOI-BOI LOSES A POINT. YA DONT PRINT size_t WITH %d OR %ld. U PRINT size_t WITH "%zu" BUT DAT'S >=C99. MOST PORTABLE WAY IS 2 CONVERT TO unsigned long N USE %lu.

HE LOSES ANOTHER POINT FOR SAYING DAT size_t AINT IN C89. IT IZ.

JOI-BOI: -3, CONFORMIST-BOI: -2

ANOTHER NITPICK BY CONFORMIST-BOI, BUT IT AINT 2 BAD. IT ALLOWS DA C IMPLEMENTATION 2 OPTIMISE A BIT, SO I'LL LET IT PASS (BUT WITHOUT POINTS). JOI-BOI'S LOSIN ANOTHER POINT HERE THO -- STRING LITERALS SIMPLY ARENT MUTABLE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER DA POINTERS 2 THEM ARE const-QUALIFIED OR NOT.

JOI-BOI: -4, CONFORMIST-BOI: -2

CONFORMIST-BOI LOSES ANOTHER POINT FOR ANOTHER MEANINGLESS NITPICK. ENTIRELY A MATTER OF PREFERENCE. JOI-BOI EARNS A POINT FOR EXPLAINING DAT DA POTENTIAL LACK OF TAIL RECURSION OPTIMISATION MAY MAKE DA PROGRAM LESS EFFICIENT (IN TERMS OF SPACE USED), BUT HE LOSES A POINT FOR ASSUMING DAT DER'S A FUCKIN STACK. WAT A FUCKIN STAK BOI.

JOI-BOI: -4, CONFORMIST-BOI: -3

CONFORMIST-BOI BALANCED ON DA I/O POINT. IT'S AN OKAY POINT BUT IT AIN'T SIGNIFICANT. LET'S FACE IT, IF printf FAILS HERE, U NEED TO SORT YOUR IMPLEMENTATION OUT, NOT UR FUCKIN PROGRAM. WITH DAT SAID, IF UR WRITING A SERIOUS PROGRAM, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. NOT A BAD IDEA AT ALL. SINCE I DIDNT GIVE HIM DA POINT FOR DA const THING, I'LL AWARD HIM A POINT HERE.

JOI-BOI: -4, CONFORMIST-BOI: -2

EXIT_SUCCESS IS ANOTHER MEANINGLESS NITPICK. IF DIS RETOID HAD RED DA STANDARD HE'D KNO DAT "return 0;" AND "return EXIT_SUCCESS;" FROM main HAVE DA EQUIVALENT EFFECT. HE LOSES A POINT.

JOI-BOI: -4, CONFORMIST-BOI: -3

CONFORMIST-BOI'S OTHER POINTS ARE ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT AND SO ARE JOI-BOI'S. HARD TO DECIDE, BUT MY RULING IS DAT JOI-BOI LOSES 1 POINT AND CONFORMIST-BOI LOSES 2 POINTS.

JOI-BOI: -5, CONFORMIST-BOI: -5

AND JOI-BOI, YOU ARE ON DA SAME LEVEL AS CONFORMIST-BOI, YA FUKIN STAK BOI RETOID.

AND GET DA FUK OFF DA TECHNOLOGY BOARD REED UR FUKIN /fa/ BULLSHIT, YA CONFORMIST-BOI RETOID.

Y DONT U MONKEYS TRY IT AGAIN AFTER U'VE RED DA FUKIN STANDARD?

I love when you call me a stackboi retoid
Please insult me more, L.A.-hime!

Do you have a stackbook stackoverflow or facehub gitbook github account?
How would you handle unicode in C?
How to error handle?
What mode is stdout opened in? I did not found anything in the standard

>>16

Do you have a stackbook stackoverflow or facehub gitbook github account?

NO

How would you handle unicode in C?

LOCAL ENCODING CAN BE HANDLED WITH WIDE CHARACTERS. IF U HAVE TO HANDLE A SPECIFIC FORMAT DA ONLY REAL OPTION IS TO HANDLE READING/WRITING URSELF OR WITH A LIBRARY (UNLESS U LOOK AT DA SHIT DEY ADDED IN C11, LIKE UTF-8 SUPPORT). DA KOOL THING ABOUT UTF-8 IS U CAN TREAT IT LIKE IT'S ASCII FOR DA MOST PART, AND USE FUNCTIONS LIKE strstr TO SEARCH FOR CERTAIN UTF-8 CHARACTERS. UTF-8'S AS GOOD AS IT FUKIN GETS.

How to error handle?

WAT DO U MEAN? DER ARE HEAPS OF WAYS TO DO IT. I RECOMMEND RETURNING AN ERROR VALUE AS SOON AS DA ERROR OCCURS, SO IT CAN BE CAUGHT BY DA CALLER, AND DA CALLER CAN ISSUE AN ERROR MESSAGE. (CATCHING N ISSUING ERROR MESSAGES IS GENERALLY BEST DONE AT DA LEVEL CLOSEST TO main).

What mode is stdout opened in? I did not found anything in the standard

IT HAS A TEXT MAPPING AND ITS WRITE-ONLY. DATS Y U SHUDNT READ/WRITE BINARY DATA FROM/TO DA STANDARD STREAMZ. IT FUKZ UP ON WINDOZE. BE WARNED, STAK BOIZ.

>>13
It seems like most of these things are his personal preference (example using fprintf or using EXIT_SUCCESS)
this is true for the 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 8th
The 9th seems more like a joke from the conformist boi
so if we remove all of the personal preferences and jokes we get
-4 to joi boi and +1 (If I did not fucked the counting) to the conformist boi

Lambda, how do you implement free monad interpreters in C?

>>17

IT HAS A TEXT MAPPING AND ITS WRITE-ONLY

I could have guessed it but I could not find where the standard says that, could you please point me to a section?

* What do you think of goto and function pointers?
* How about Ada and OpenCL?
* What is the worst popular programming language?
* Do you like functional languages?
* What is in your opinion the best way to use parallelism

>>18
IF U WANT. DER ARE HEAPS OF WAYS U CAN SCORE THEM.

I GAVE CONFORMIST-BOI A POINT IF HE POINTED OUT VALID FLAWS IN HIS CODE OR SUGGESTED GOOD IMPROVEMENTS (ERROR HANDLING AND DA CONST-QUALIFIER WERE FAIR IMPROVEMENTS, BUT DEY AIN'T VERY SIGNIFICANT, SO EACH GOT HALF A POINT.)

ONES DAT AREN'T TECHNICALLY FLAWS/IMPROVEMENTS, BUT WERE WORTH BRINGING UP, LIKE DA "\r\n" THING, WERE AWARDED ZERO POINTS.

ONES DAT WEREN'T WORTH BRINGING UP, LIKE int VS size_t, AND ONLY WORKED 2 CONFUSE DA GUY WHOSE CODE HE WAS CRITICISING, MADE HIM LOSE A POINT.

A GOOD POST WILL HAVE ONLY 1s AND 0s. NO -1s.

NOW HOW CUD HE HAV IMPROVED HIS POST? HE CUD HAV ELIMINATED ALL DA CONFUSING POINTS DAT YIELDED -1S FROM ME. HE CUD HAVE ALSO SUGGESTED DAT HE COMPUTES DA SIZE OF DA ARRAY USING DA sizeof OPERATOR, SO DAT ELEMENTS CUD BE ADDED TO DA ARRAY WITHOUT HAVING 2 CHANGE DA VALUE STORED IN linecount. DAT WUD BE WORTH A 1 SINCE IT MAKES DA CODE EASIER TO MANAGE.

IF SUM1 SUGGESTED USING 'static' TO GIVE lines AND linecount INTERNAL LINKAGE, I'D GIVE IT A 0. DAT'S REALLY ON DA SAME LEVEL AS DA CONST-QUALIFIER.

NOW JOI BOI GOT A POINT EVERY TIME HE HAD A VALID COUNTER-ARGUMENT AND LOST ONE EVERY TIME HIS COUNTER-ARGUMENT WAS BULLSHIT (OR HE MADE A MISTAKE).

>>19
OUTTA MY THRED YA FUKIN MATH BOI

>>20
http://port70.net/~nsz/c/c11/n1570.html#7.21.3p7

At program startup, three [i]text[/i] streams ...

>>21

* What do you think of goto and function pointers?

WAT DO U MEAN? DEY CAN BE USED WELL AND DEY CAN BE USED POORLY, LIKE MANY OTHER PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE FEATURES.

* How about Ada and OpenCL?

I DONT KNO, IVE NEVER NEEDED 2 USE DEM.

* What is the worst popular programming language?

U CANT REALLY LOOK AT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AS A WHOLE AND SAY "IT'S SHIT". U NEED TO CONSIDER HOW UR GOING TO BE USING IT, DA FEATURES UR GOING TO BE USING, WHETHER YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE DA LANGUAGE, WHETHER IT'S SUPPORTED FOR UR TARGET PLATFORMS, ETC. IT'S DA SAME THING U NEED TO DO WITH LIBRARIES AND ANY PROGRAMMING TOOLS U MAY USE.

* Do you like functional languages?

YEA.

* What is in your opinion the best way to use parallelism

WAT ARE U, A FUKIN BIZARRO-WORLD RETOID? IN DA REAL WORLD U HAV A PROBLEM AND TRY TO FIND DA BEST SOLUTION (PARALLELISM) TO DA PROBLEM. U DON'T HAV A SOLUTION THEN FIND DA BEST PROBLEM DAT IT SOLVES!

>>22
You have a nice point here

OUTTA MY THRED YA FUKIN MATH BOI

yes, youare the real L. A.
please use your trip

>>25
WATEVER FIRES DA ROCKET.

OUTTA MY THRED YA FUKIN MATH BOI

Fuckin idiot.

U CANT REALLY LOOK AT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AS A WHOLE AND SAY "IT'S SHIT"

You can if you're not a retarded fucking nigger.

I DONT KNO, IVE NEVER NEEDED 2 USE DEM.

Of course, you never program anything of actual intellect, fuckin stupid nigger.

Yeah, you're someone ``respectable'' and ``worked at bell labs'' but you're up at some time in the early morning.

>>27,28
samefag

>>28
Y WUD I SPEND MY SENIOR YEARS IN DA USA? IVE LIVED A GOOD LIFE SO FAR N NOW IM ON VACATION FOR DA REST OF IT. HOW DO U LIKE DAT? HAHA

DA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND U JUNIORS IS DAT, WHILE WE BOTH PROGRAM FOR FUN, I AT LEAST HAV A LOT 2 SHOW FOR MY LIFE AT DIS POINT. KUDOS TO U, >>27, WHILE UR STRESSING UR ASS OFF ILL BE COOLIN IT IN HAWAII, LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF TO DA MEMORIES I HAV FROM BELL LABS, LIKE DAT TIME KEN FELL OFF HIS CHAIR N BROKE BRIAN'S FUKIN ANKLE AHHAHAH

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