My Experience with SICP

; Alyssa P. Hacker doesn't see why if needs to be provided as a special form.
; "Why can't I just define it as an ordinary procedure in terms of cond?" she
; asks. Alyssa's friend Eva Lu Ator claims this can be done, and she defines a
; new version of if:

; (define (new-if predicate then-clause else-clause)
; (cond (predicate then-clause)
; (else else-clause)))

; Eva demonstrates the program for Alyssa:

; (new-if (= 2 3) 0 5)
; 5

; (new-if (= 1 1) 0 5)
; 0

; Delighted, Alyssa uses new-if to rewrite the square-root program:

; (define (sqrt-iter guess x)
; (new-if (good-enough? guess x)
; guess
; (sqrt-iter (improve guess x) x)))

; What happens when Alyssa attempts to use this to compute square roots?
; Explain.

What the fuck is your problem you stupid monkey? Take your fucking monkey hat
off your dumb Jewish ass and quit stressing me over fucking evaluation order
and write a fucking decent exercise for once. I wasn't happy with your
applicative-order v.s. normal-order bullshit and I'm not happy with this.

The operands that match 'then-clause' and 'else-clause' will be evaluated
before new-if is evaluated. This is because they're defined as procedures, not
syntax. How many more fucking exercise questions are you going to have that are
oriented around this same fucking concept? I get it. I'm not a stupid bitch
like Alyssa or Eva. You just need to face the facts, get this feminist bullshit
out of your head, and tell Alyssa and Eva to go back in the kitchen, and leave
programming to the men. That way you can assume that the reader has the
intelligence of the man and you might be able to write a few decent exercises
instead of elaborating on the same bullshit over and over. Note that I'm doing
you the same courtesy, as I've come to the realisation that, from sitting
around in a university all day, wearing a fucking monkey hat, your testosterone
levels have surely depleted to the level of a female, and thus you need to be
explained things like a female. Now quit wasting my time with these bullshit
exercises. Tired of this shit.

And, I repeat, take your fucking monkey hat off, you bloody circus freak.

-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
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N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP
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A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman
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P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker
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I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN