How to be a REAL programmer

Let's face it. EXPERT PROGRAMMERS are all losers who never get any pussy. So are Real Programmers, but at least they might one day marry some old hag single mother and raise up someone else's kids^_*. And they will be polite and work quietly in a team while they do it. This is a guide on how you, yes you!, could learn to be a programmer and maybe even get a job and move out of your mother's shithole of a house and avoid getting murdered by Putin.

http://samizdat.mines.edu/howto/HowToBeAProgrammer.html

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*Don't get any weird ideas, pedos.}}

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Strict typing is premature optimization. Fuck off, faggot.