The Storm Approaches

Seriously guys, you need to wake up. Computing is going to change very rapidly in the next couple of years. I'm telling you this because I care about you guys. The other plebs, web monkeys, and enterprise jocks don't that this is going to make them obsolete yet. This is your chance to get ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzbMSR9vA-c

Most people commenting on that video don't understand the true ramifications and horrors it will bring to them. The Machine will make it possible for an adept /prog/rider to master the world around them and exit from the shackles of the State. We're talking about recursively self-improving, super-intelligence levels of fire power here.

Memristors are at the doorstep, and with that will come machines that can solve NP-hard problems in P time. A computer architecture that doesn't need to fetch data from secondary memory into core memory, and write it back out. No more N Turing read/write heads accessing M memory cells, where N < M. Rather it will be N = M. This is a realm where no longer is there a distinction between a processor and a memory cell, but where a cell can polymorphically function as either in addition to programming the behaviour of neighbouring connected cells.

We're about to unlock the true magical power of computation. The true power underlying all of reality. This shit with classical Turing machines will be looked back upon with a nostalgic humor and disdain by the Gods of the future.

"Those plebs really enjoyed wasting their lives programming Touring machines! Can you believe it!"

Gather your courage and head into the storm before it reaches the common peasant. You shall become as Gods. The stragglers and slow-adoptors will perish. Non-programmers will become your thralls.

You think you can write the software of the future that will be of importance? You think you can change the future with your programs? You think creating your little projects on Github, written in your toy languages is going to amount to anything?

No, the only way you can program something is to be a /prog/rider and prepare for non-deterministic Turing computation. So study memristors, study memcomputing.

What do you do? You are pacified. You eat your cheese-flavored pasta. You program your Touring-complete garbage collected programming languages. You say we should masturbate to Touhou. You say we should go to the LISP meetup groups. You are not in touch with reality. I have no interest in what you have to say.

You are cattle. You are zombies. You are single celled organisms.

Admit you are a slave.

Because you want to be a slave. Because you are a masochist. You are pathetic. You are weak. You are not going to write the software of the future. You are not going to do anything. Because you are fed an opiate. You are under an illusion.

If you're a /prog/rider, you will stand up and accept reality. If you really want to write software that will matter, you will man-up and learn how to program Universal Memcomputing Machines.