>>17BETTER YET, IN DA SPIRIT OF FORTUNE.ORG/G/, Y DONT I TELL YA A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG DICK STALLMAN?
ONE DAY DEANIS RICKY WANNED TO BUY A FUCKIN GOLDFISH N HE HAD A FRIEND AT MIT WHO WAS GONNA HOOK HIM UP. SO WE DRIVE OVER 2 MIT N DICK STALLMAN'S HANGIN AROUND WITH DIS FREND OF HIS. ANYWAY, IM OFF TALKIN TO SOME GIRLS I SAW ON DA WAY OVER AND DEANIS GOES 2 CONDUCT BUSINESS WITH DESE GUYS. FEW MINUTES LATER DICK'S RUNNING ACROSS DA ROOM LIKE SPEEDY FUCKIN GONZALIS! (HE WASNT A FATASS AT DIS POINT) SO ANYWAY, DICK'S HEADIN UP DESE FUCKIN STAIRS AND DEANIS'S FRIEND'S CHASIN AFTER HIM. DEANIS HAS DA LOOK DOSE FAT CATS AT DA ISO GAVE ME WEN I TOOK A SHIT ON DA STANDARD. SO ME N DA GIRLS GO OVER TO HIM N WE GO UP DA STAIRS TOGETHER.
WEN WE GET DER DA WHOLE PLACE IS A FUCKIN MESS. DER'S FOOD EVERYWHERE, DA PLACE
STINKS N IT'S OBVIOUSLY DICK'S FUCKIN RAT NEST COS HE'S LAYIN DOWN IN DIS BEANBAG CHAIR LIKE ITS HIS FUCKIN BED. I'M FUCKIN CONFUSED AT DIS POINT SO I ASK WAT'S GOIN ON AND DEANIS'S FRIEND TELLS ME DICK STOLE DEANIS'S GOLDFISH. DIS PISSES DICK OFF N HE SHOUTS, "I was freeing it from a life of oppression!" SO WE GET DA FISH OFF DICK N GUESS WAT? IT'S FUCKIN DEAD!
N DAT'S HOW I MET DICK DA FUKIN STALL MAN