Out of nothing I have created a strange new universe

Have you read your SICP today?

As a programmer, you have godlike power to conjure any universe you wish with decadent impunity. Consider the machine at your fingertips. It is waiting for you to create, it is waiting for you to describe a new world, a new universe with unknown possibilities.

Instead, too many are wasting this potential. There are too many skins on databases, too many so-called "games" that seem to think that recreating this world and restricting the vocabulary of the protagonist to just the verb "commit violence" is the highest form of creativity that can be achieved on a computer. This is a criminal waste of the potential of the computer.

Please do more than this. Create universes.

"Janos" sounds like "anus".

戦いを挑む

>>3

the pleasure of being cummed inside

Didn't we have this thread already?

We did, but in the previous universe. We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. Also, it might be a sign of an impending transition to the next one, amigo.

>>6
You're a fucking retard who can't program for shit or even does so in the first place. Fuck off back to your stupid animuh and your dawkins nigger

>>7
This is an English language board, please refrain from making non-English posts.

In the meantime, Haskell is taking over the minds of teenagers:
http://twdkz.wordpress.com/2014/06/26/teenage-haskell/

Seems like there's no place left for Lithp in thith world.

>>7,9
Is this the faggot troll thread?

>>1
Create a universe in which the travelling salesman problem can be solved in linear time

A world not of my making
Yet a world of my design

So strange
And so familiar

But no matter how distant
In time or space

One constant remains
Chaos.

>>12
Why must you be a retarded edgy pseudo-intellectual and never get anything right?

>>11
That is possible too.
It will still run in exponential time in this universe, but in the simulated universe, it will run in linear time.

For example, simulating quantum computers on a digital computer. In the mundane world we exist in, the simulation runs in exponential time. In the world of the simulation, it runs in polynomial time.

You need to appreciate the spirit of the words "create universes". Don't limit yourself to this quotidian universe, the mundane one our bodies are stuck in. There are greater realms to explore. Wondrous realms, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid.

Apply <=> Eval to you all

>>13
It's the text from my favorite demo submissions, doofus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv7y3eKyVUo

I figured that it's relevant to this thread.

>>14

simulating quantum computers on a digital computer.

Opposite way around. And computers in the future will be entirely analog anyways. Digital is just a sideshow.

>>13
Why must you be a DIE IN A FIRE LE ENCULER CONNARD ASFHSAKDFHJD DIE IN A FIRE CONNARD CONNARD LE SNAIL LE SNAIL *cocks shotgun*

>>17

cocks

hihihi

hax my anus

>>16
I don't know of any practical analog computer that's in research and development. Can you point me to any?

>>17
Does a word exist whose meaning is "a sentence which is not funny when read in silence and is funny when spoken"?

>>21
I wouldn't be surprised if there was some insanely long German word for that.