Evaluation Order Sucks

Just fixed an error with
array[count++]= foo();
where foo() modified count, in effect writing stuff into the incorrect location.

Haskell's lazy evaluation would have prevented that.

Kitchenware Sucks

I just bandaged my arm after cleaving it off with a knife which, in effect dismembered me by separating the arm from the rest of my body.

Using a spoon would have prevented that.