``Analysis"???????

``Analysis" is a very interesting word.
Let's break it down into parts:

Anal - To do with the anus
lysis - To split apart

So, ``Analysis" really means ``splitting apart the anus", or in other words, buttsex.

Examples of proper usage of this word:
- Man, look at that ass on James. I'd totally perform an analysis on him!
- How about we go upstairs and you let me analyze you for a bit?
- Let's have analytical sex!!!!

Why is this word so misused by academics? Why does the real meaning of ``Analysis" not exist in any dictionary? Is it the kikes?

Discuss.