Apping Thread - How many retards have given you 99¢ today?

The market for fart noise generators is always exploding, baby! It's like fucking printing money!

Why are so many apps buggy pieces of shit? You press the fart button and it belches, wtf? I want my money back!

None. What does a fart app need to do to get buckaroos?

>>3
Requirements:
- be at least 10 megabytes
- have facebook/google+/myspace/linkedin/reddit/slashdot/digg/12chan integration
- have rounded corners
- ability to generate both wet and dry farts
- in-app purchase to buy more farts without auto playing ads before the fart
- link to donate to charity

>>4
Mine has all of these but still no income.