/prog/ - Mentifex-like entity makes programming language

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 13:53

https://github.com/gocircuit/escher
I'm not sure if I'm too dumb to understand it or if the author is a big crank giving us a big load of bullshit. Either way, this looks like dataflow-oriented programming, reinvented with concepts named by the Mentishit.

_{As seen on Hacker Jews}

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 17:41

crank

fuck off you old white british piece of shit
stupid atheist

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 17:42

>>2
Fuck off you old black Kenyan piece of shit.
Supid Jew-worshipper.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 17:45

>>3
nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 18:06

>>4
chink

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-20 21:47

>>5
india-nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 2:13

A++++++++++++++++++ PRODUCTIVE THREAD WOULD POST AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 2:31

Have any of you tried this out yet?
What does this offer over traditional languages?

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 4:38

>>1
It says in that link, and I quote, "programmatically". Lol indians.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 6:16

>>9
Fuck off, you dirty nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 14:31

The usage of the word "technology" without measure gives away a total dilettante. For example, consider this:

~~A pack of wild~~ Alternatively, such gates might fire an Escher message on one of its valves, in response to an asynchronous events occuring in an external technology

So every time someone in the world files a patent or a new gadget is sent to an assembly line, my program is going to output a message? Haha.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 22:56

>>1

Escher is a language for building intelligent real-time translations between the semantics of different physical devices accessible through chains or networks of digital or electrical technologies.

Wow. Just wow. I've never seen that lot of bullshit in a single sentence.

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-21 23:33

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escher_(programming_language)

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-27 16:35

CHAINS OR NETWORKS OF DIGITAL OR ELECTRICAL TECHNOLOGIES

Name: Anonymous 2014-07-27 18:05

I read the README and now my brain and anus both hurt.

Mentifex-like entity makes programming language

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