Why browsers are bloated

https://github.com/WebKit/webkit/blob/master/Source/WebCore/platform/Scrollbar.cpp
https://github.com/WebKit/webkit/blob/master/Source/WebCore/platform/win/ScrollbarThemeWin.cpp
Let's reinvent the fucking scrollbar, which every goddamn platform with a UI already has, and make it behave subtly different from the native one!

Right-click a native scrollbar in some other app:
- Scroll Here
- Top
- Bottom
- Page Up
- Page Down
- Scroll Up
- Scroll Down

Right-click a scrollbar in Chrome:
- Back
- Forward
- Reload
- Save As...
...

Right-click a scrollbar in Firefox and Opera:
Absolutely fucking nothing happens!

What the fuck!? How did these terminally retarded idiots get involved in creating one of the most important pieces of software to the average user?

>>870

Boss, I've just obliterated the number of instructions and allocations in our CSS selector parser!

Great, what's the speedup gain?

It runs in a thousandth of the time for simple selectors!

I mean when loading our test pages.

Well, time spent parsing CSS is already dwarfed by network and graphical operations, and I haven't done most of the spec yet, so not that much. Like a fraction of a percent.

How long did this take?

About four weeks.

Will the interns be able to read it?

Sure, the ASM fits on two screens!

You're fired.