Name: Jesus 2014-07-30 22:45
As most of you probably know, Nikita has the ability to become pregnant through the act of sodomy. This makes it simple for Nikita to clone himself, if he can find a way to insert his tiny willy into his own anus.
Here is your challenge: Write a video game where the players overlook a land occupied by Nikitas. The objective of the game is to murder every single one of the Nikita people through means such as gas chambers, incineration, and shooting. The player may even bring in the odd 'gopnik slav' to assault the poor parasites.
The player may also use techniques like population control to prevent the Nikitas from reproducing (perhaps by contaminating the local lubricant supply with hot sauce). The player may also try addicting the Nikitas to stupid cartoons and text boards so the Nikitas lose the ability to socialise and develop sexual relationships with the other Nikitas.
Other techniques like climate control, the production of diseases, etc. could be made possible to stop the Nikitas from reproducing.
Now, that's pretty easy for a bunch of expert programmers, so here's the actual challenge.
Obviously killing a population of Nikitas takes no real work. You could just walk through and hit each of 'em with a 2x4 and you'd kill most of them. The goal is to make the video game challenging without sacrificing the familiarity of the Nikitas.
Here is your challenge: Write a video game where the players overlook a land occupied by Nikitas. The objective of the game is to murder every single one of the Nikita people through means such as gas chambers, incineration, and shooting. The player may even bring in the odd 'gopnik slav' to assault the poor parasites.
The player may also use techniques like population control to prevent the Nikitas from reproducing (perhaps by contaminating the local lubricant supply with hot sauce). The player may also try addicting the Nikitas to stupid cartoons and text boards so the Nikitas lose the ability to socialise and develop sexual relationships with the other Nikitas.
Other techniques like climate control, the production of diseases, etc. could be made possible to stop the Nikitas from reproducing.
Now, that's pretty easy for a bunch of expert programmers, so here's the actual challenge.
Obviously killing a population of Nikitas takes no real work. You could just walk through and hit each of 'em with a 2x4 and you'd kill most of them. The goal is to make the video game challenging without sacrificing the familiarity of the Nikitas.