Programming Challenge #123

As most of you probably know, Nikita has the ability to become pregnant through the act of sodomy. This makes it simple for Nikita to clone himself, if he can find a way to insert his tiny willy into his own anus.

Here is your challenge: Write a video game where the players overlook a land occupied by Nikitas. The objective of the game is to murder every single one of the Nikita people through means such as gas chambers, incineration, and shooting. The player may even bring in the odd 'gopnik slav' to assault the poor parasites.

The player may also use techniques like population control to prevent the Nikitas from reproducing (perhaps by contaminating the local lubricant supply with hot sauce). The player may also try addicting the Nikitas to stupid cartoons and text boards so the Nikitas lose the ability to socialise and develop sexual relationships with the other Nikitas.

Other techniques like climate control, the production of diseases, etc. could be made possible to stop the Nikitas from reproducing.

Now, that's pretty easy for a bunch of expert programmers, so here's the actual challenge.

Obviously killing a population of Nikitas takes no real work. You could just walk through and hit each of 'em with a 2x4 and you'd kill most of them. The goal is to make the video game challenging without sacrificing the familiarity of the Nikitas.

Between 1948 and 1967, very few Arab citizens of Israel identified openly as "Palestinian", and an "Israeli-Arab" identity, the preferred phrase of the Israeli establishment and public, was predominant.[16] Public expressions of Palestinian identity, such as displays of the Palestinian flag or the singing and reciting of nationalist songs or poetry were illegal until recently.[21] With the end of military administrative rule in 1966 and following the 1967 war, national consciousness and its expression among Israel's Arab citizens has spread.[16][21] An increasing majority self-identify as Palestinian, preferring this descriptor to Israeli Arab in numerous surveys over the years.[16][19][21]

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_citizens_of_Israel#Self-identification