Microsoft's New Language: Speedy

Looks like Microsoft has outdone themselves once again. This time they're going up against Apple's Swift language.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/speedy/

Looks like this is the new language for Windows 9, all other languages are deprecated, from C# to VB.NET, and the only way to use all of the Windows 9 features is to program in Speedy.

George: Oh no! They've broken through!

Sally: Aughh!

Sally embraces a fire extinguisher from the wall and sprays the zombies.

George: You can't extinguish what is already dead.