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Making use of resources

Name: Admin 2014-08-12 19:19

This dedicated server is getting no use at all.

There's 450GB of free space, a fairly powerful Xeon processor, and a 1Gb/s line...

Post here ideas to implement to use the resources/bandwidth, so I can promptly ignore all of them and forget to check this board for another 5 months.

Consider this list before suggesting:

o I won't run a Tor exit node (I2P might be fine if I can jail the Java instance enough)
o No file uploading / caches of material, I don't want to deal with the issues that brings (security, DoS, legal, etc)
o I'm not giving out shell accounts or setting up user-accessible VPNs

I'd be happy to lend out computational resources, I can write some shitty daemon that takes code and compiles it and runs jobs in the background and stores the results somewhere. You're also welcome to write your own daemons that waste bandwidth, processing power and disk space as they attempt infinite compression.

Think more programming oriented things, less stuff you could get from libgen or a random FTP server.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 19:22

Shell accounts on a PDP-11 emulator with no network?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 19:26

FORTRAN batch processing?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 19:31

Forth AI chat bot

Name: Admin 2014-08-12 19:36

>>2
Any type of shell account allows people to upload files if they have enough time to waste trying to do so.

I suppose I could wipe the virtual machines daily, but then is there even a point?

>>3
Maybe?

>>4
Fine, but I'm not writing it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 20:03

>>5
Scheme evaluator that displays the output in html without using any kind of JS

Name: Admin 2014-08-12 20:08

>>6
Might happen.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 20:12

Fizzbuzz in MSSQL

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 20:15

/dev/null-as-a-service.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 20:18

>>6
I like this idea. Having some way to render charts or graphics directly to images may be interesting as well.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 20:51

Run a Platform as a Service (PaaS) environment like this one

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_Foundry

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 21:22

My anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 21:31

>>12
Mine first

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 23:18

>>1
How about you set up a virtual environment with most popular programming languages available as bbcode?

[lisp](+ 1 2 3)[/lisp]

shows as (+ 1 2 3) ==> 6. In a sense how IRC bots to run code with !perl s/dsa/dfga/gi syntax e.g., but for BBS posts. It could spice up the postings here.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-12 23:53

>>1

Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 0:12

Admin-san if we remove the javascript we can save even more resources. You don't like javascript, right? You're not Jewish or anything, right?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 0:18

>>2,5
Couldn't setting very low limits for memory, disk, and network access make this effectively impossible?

It would be really neat if you could find some way to provide a shared instance of ITS without people being asshats with it constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 1:12

Private git repositories for /prog/ users?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 2:51

Run Gitorious CE so we can share our sleep sort implementations with each other.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 3:07

an AI tournament or >>18

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 3:15

host a new /g/

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 3:41

Use its resources to check these dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 5:33

>>22
checked. I second the request. It's painstaking for me to check all these dubs. I need automated assistance on the server side.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 7:01

I'd love to play Infon battle arena[1] with all you goys, but Lua sucks and squirrel is infinitely better.

Either way, I'd love to have private and/or semi-private git repositories that are only shared with your fellow /prog/riders.
[1]http://infon.dividuum.de/

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 7:12

>>23
nice base-22 dubs

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 12:42

>>1
Or post legal games and files. Heck, have system like http://pomf.se/ where it's send to the cloud, and one of us can review to remove files.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 13:03

>>24
goys
It's "goyim"

Name: od says 2014-08-13 16:05

install a postgresql server which we can use collaboratively

Name: Admin 2014-08-13 16:57

>>16
I want to use more resources, not save them. I will never remove the JS from this site, stop asking.

>>18-19,24
Repository hosting has been on my mind for some time, but I fear it will be a pain to set up (and even more of a pain to make sure it's secure). I wouldn't pick git, either. I would probably need to add accounts manually, which limits usability.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 17:08

>>29
repository hosting
Fossil?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 17:21

>>29
cvs?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 17:25

/penis/rider assaultcube server!

Name: Admin 2014-08-13 17:56

>>30,31
I personally use fossil, but I haven't had to set up externally accessible repositories with it yet. Also the web-accessible wiki part of it is... unfavorable. I don't want user-created content to be (web) indexable.

Outside of git, what would be preferred? CVS, SVN, [something else]?

I'm looking into setting up the Scheme thing in >>6 now.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 18:44

o I won't run a Tor exit node (I2P might be fine if I can jail the Java instance enough)
How about a regular Tor node?

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 18:52

1. An imagehoster, upload an image and then link it in your post.
2. Create another board (close it off from the rest of /prog/ maybe) for crazies and then go on godlikeproductions.com and abovetopsecret.com and make threads on there about how those respective sites are CIA-funded and how the real truth can be discussed anonymously on this ``website'' for ``truthers''. Conspiracy theorists, ufos, illuminanti, etc. Maybe just make the imagehoster for them.

Name: Admin 2014-08-13 19:56

>>34
There would be little point for a static IP to act as a relay.
>>35
There's plenty of image hosts. Also, not programming related.

I've managed to set up a chrooted svnserve. If anyone wants an SVN account, post the username/password you want, and optionally what you will use the repo for (I won't deny/accept requests based on this, it's just if you want a description for your repo to appear anywhere). Feel free to only encrypt your password. Just gen a random password and don't use this password for anything else since these are stored in cleartext by svnserve for whatever reason.

Use the public key below to encrypt your request.

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Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 20:13

>>36
Svn is terrible horseshit

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 21:04

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 22:28

Run a password cracking service, or a while(1);

No more ideas.

Name: Anonymous 2014-08-13 22:40

>>38
How about a clit instead?

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