>>36It is written with one alphabet (which puts it lightyears ahead of japshit).
It has no grammatical genders, adjective inflection and only the least necessary bit of noun inflection (which puts it lightyears ahead of Russian, French, German and 95% of languages).
It has a very powerful tense system yet the verbs are almost non-inflected - I don't know of any other language that has anything comparable. In Russian shit you have to make do with just 3 tenses.
It has a huge vocabulary most of which is borrowed from Latin and thus easily understandable by most European language speakers.
It has a good potential for word-building - new, apt and concise compound words for novel concepts get invented all the time.
English pronunciation is awesome, especially American-English.
Pretty much the only minus of the English language is its wildly inconsistent spelling. Which is much, much more negligible than the warts in any other major natural language.
If there's one good thing in the whole of Murica, it's your language. Use it well, faggots, use it well.