/prog/ - Bizarro /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 0:23

L.A. Calculus uses [spoiler]x86 assembly like a stack boi retoid.[/spoieler]
Nikita writes his first non-trivial program in standard C.
Cudder tries out Symta and discovers that he enjoys it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 0:25

Kodak gallery programmer leaves a filthy toilet unscrubbed.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 2:46

Save Your Photos Day is September 27! Learn how to participate.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 3:39

FrozenVoid publishes an original paper in a respectable Computer Science journal about compression algorithms. And then promptly haxes his anus.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 5:56

>>1

Nikita writes his first non-trivial program in standard C.

Long ago I've written a Lisp interpreter in C: https://github.com/saniv/lispix/tree/master/src

is this "trivial" enough?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 11:13

LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BE BAN FROM 4CHAN /PROG/
NOTICE BOARD NOT UPDATING
THINK IT IS BECAUSE OF BAN
ONE YEAR AFTER
REMEMBER TABLECAT
FIND THAT 4CHAN IS DED (LLLEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL)
FIND SECRET BOARD WHERE U FAGGOTS ARE HIDING
EGIN WIN

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 12:04

>>6
nice shitty imitation. Real lel-cunt doesn't put spaces after his ``meme arrows''.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 13:01

>>7
In this software you can quote without spaces, try it

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 13:42

>2014
>LISP

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 13:55

Luke is an enterprising CEO

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 15:28

>LAIN

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 22:30

CEO my anus

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-15 22:52

>>5

void main() {

REED DA FUCKIN STANDARD STACK BOI RETOID

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 0:33

>>10
One day....

Oh is that what nikita looks like =)
Hi

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 1:09

Is that image of luke actually him?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 1:40

the imgur one? =)

New music http://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Ten+Walls+Walking+With+Elephants+%28Original+Mix%29

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 2:08

Progriders are rather shy aren't they..?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 4:30

>>16

sounds like final fantasy remix

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 5:37

I wonder what admin looks like
I think he's panamaian?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 5:48

>>19

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2617500/images/1221895061273.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 11:13

>>19

Why panamian? I picture him as fat sweaty american.

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-16 16:34

>>13
He is freestanding I think

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 1:02

he
his

Salam!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 1:55

2001-09-11 09:25:01 Arch [1052400] A ALPHA 21
2001-09-11 09:25:01 Arch [0932332] D ALPHA 06-THIS IS MIKE ARNERO. CALL ME ON MY PHONE LET ME KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AT THE WORLD TRADE !1/2 006
2001-09-11 09:25:01 Arch [1644296] C ALPHA 459
2001-09-11 09:25:01 Metrocall [1106089] C ALPHA lain. Testing. The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain. Testing. The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain. Testing.

https://911.wikileaks.org/files/messages_2001_09_11-09_25_2001_09_11-09_29.txt

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 2:01

>>24

2001-09-11 09:25:01 Metrocall [1106089] C ALPHA lain.

WHAT!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 2:03

>>23

WHy are you posting an indonesian greeting?

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-17 2:07

2001-09-11 08:57:35 Metrocall [1362534] B ALPHA
Frm: 2013295709@my2way.com Txt: There are reports of a plane crash or some type of explosion at the World Trade Center , fire and smoke on many floors. Not sure how this will affect paging

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-18 23:52

>>24

2001-09-11 09:29:37 Skytel [005058234] C ALPHA cassprod:unix: transport rejected (-2) unix: unix: transport rejected (-2) unix: unix: offline unix: unix: transport rejected (-2) unix: unix: unix: transport rejected (-2) unix: unix: unix: transport rejected

Name: Anonymous 2014-09-19 3:06

>>27
lol

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