Easy /prog/Rider

I was thinking about fitting my Italian motorcycle with a small computer in the vein of ρασπβερρυ-π (it does not have to be a lisp machine although it would be nice if it was).

However, I found no use whatsoever for a computer in a motorcycle, aside from serving as a GPS navigator/NSA tracker device (a function handsomely performed by my Apple iPhone 6+ quite already, and iPhone 5S before it). Chatbots do not live up to the expectations I have for a real vehicle artificial intelligence, like that kawaii holographic female person in Nihei's BIOMEGA.

Any ideas about possible functionality of such a computer?

Build an AI with zen mind, have it do it's own maintenance.

>>4
But I have been sending text messages while riding 150 kph on a highway. True story

>>5
Thank you for the input, but I personally feel the motorcycle maintenance zen book is the bullshittiest book ever.

>>1
Italian bikes are for faggots. Everything from Italy is for faggots. Go ahead, stick your faggy auduino on your faggy lamborghini ducato and ride around pretending to be a mobster like the guido faggot you are.

>>5
But the AI might try to reinvent philosophy from a mystic perspective an go insane and start wallowing in it's own shit and burning itself with cigarettes while picking fights with people who don't really care.