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Which Operating System does Santa use?

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-14 22:56

Q: Which Operating System does Santa use?

A: Ho-ho-ho-penBSD.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 1:27

templeOS

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 8:25

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-15 16:55

U MENA LOLIPOP

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-17 16:44

Ubanto 66.6 ``Dreadful Deer''

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-21 13:32

Symta Claus

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-22 16:42

C2950 Boot Loader (C2950-HBOOT-M) Version 12.1(11r)EA1, RELEASE SOFTWARE (fc1)
Compiled Mon 22-Jul-02 18:57 by miwang
Cisco WS-C2950-24 (RC32300) processor (revision C0) with 21039K bytes of memory.
2950-24 starting...
Base ethernet MAC Address: 00E0.8F81.5658
Xmodem file system is available.
Initializing Flash...
flashfs[0]: 1 files, 0 directories
flashfs[0]: 0 orphaned files, 0 orphaned directories
flashfs[0]: Total bytes: 64016384
flashfs[0]: Bytes used: 3058048
flashfs[0]: Bytes available: 60958336
flashfs[0]: flashfs fsck took 1 seconds.
...done Initializing Flash.

Boot Sector Filesystem (bs:) installed, fsid: 3
Parameter Block Filesystem (pb:) installed, fsid: 4

Loading "flash:/c2950-i6q4l2-mz.121-22.EA4.bin"...
######################### [OK]
Restricted Rights Legend

Use, duplication, or disclosure by the Government is
subject to restrictions as set forth in subparagraph
(c) of the Commercial Computer Software - Restricted
Rights clause at FAR sec. 52.227-19 and subparagraph
(c) (1) (ii) of the Rights in Technical Data and Computer
Software clause at DFARS sec. 252.227-7013.

cisco Systems, Inc.
170 West Tasman Drive
San Jose, California 95134-1706

Cisco Internetwork Operating System Software
IOS (tm) C2950 Software (C2950-I6Q4L2-M), Version 12.1(22)EA4, RELEASE SOFTWARE(fc1)
Copyright (c) 1986-2005 by cisco Systems, Inc.
Compiled Wed 18-May-05 22:31 by jharirba

Cisco WS-C2950-24 (RC32300) processor (revision C0) with 21039K bytes of memory.
Processor board ID FHK0610Z0WC
Running Standard Image
24 FastEthernet/IEEE 802.3 interface(s)

63488K bytes of flash-simulated non-volatile configuration memory.
Base ethernet MAC Address: 00E0.8F81.5658
Motherboard assembly number: 73-5781-09
Power supply part number: 34-0965-01
Motherboard serial number: FOC061004SZ
Power supply serial number: DAB0609127D
Model revision number: C0
Motherboard revision number: A0
Model number: WS-C2950-24
System serial number: FHK0610Z0WC

Cisco Internetwork Operating System Software
IOS (tm) C2950 Software (C2950-I6Q4L2-M), Version 12.1(22)EA4, RELEASE SOFTWARE(fc1)
Copyright (c) 1986-2005 by cisco Systems, Inc.
Compiled Wed 18-May-05 22:31 by jharirba

Press RETURN to get started!

%LINK-5-CHANGED: Interface FastEthernet0/1, changed state to up

%LINEPROTO-5-UPDOWN: Line protocol on Interface FastEthernet0/1, changed state to up

Switch>en
Switch#conf t
Enter configuration commands, one per line. End with CNTL/Z.
NorthPole(config)#hostname NorthPole
NorthPole(config)#
NorthPole(config)#enable secret santa
NorthPole(config)#ser
NorthPole(config)#service pa
NorthPole(config)#service password-encryption
NorthPole(config)#exit
NorthPole(config)#ban
NorthPole(config)#banner motd
NorthPole(config)#banner motd #Ho Ho Ho!#
NorthPole(config)#priv
NorthPole(config)#privilege co
NorthPole(config)#privilege configure le
NorthPole(config)#privilege configure level 15 whiteman
NorthPole(config)#exi
NorthPole(config)#exit
NorthPole#
%SYS-5-CONFIG_I: Configured from console by console

NorthPole#sh r
NorthPole#sh running-config
Building configuration...

Current configuration : 1050 bytes
!
version 12.1
no service timestamps log datetime msec
no service timestamps debug datetime msec
service password-encryption
!
hostname NorthPole
!
enable secret 5 $1$mERr$d3A0.gvt/JPfxbM.FrZMf0
!
!
!
spanning-tree mode pvst
!
interface FastEthernet0/1
!
interface FastEthernet0/2
!
interface FastEthernet0/3
!
interface FastEthernet0/4
!
interface FastEthernet0/5
!
interface FastEthernet0/6
!
interface FastEthernet0/7
!
interface FastEthernet0/8
!
interface FastEthernet0/9
!
interface FastEthernet0/10
!
interface FastEthernet0/11
!
interface FastEthernet0/12
!
interface FastEthernet0/13
!
interface FastEthernet0/14
!
interface FastEthernet0/15
!
interface FastEthernet0/16
!
interface FastEthernet0/17
!
interface FastEthernet0/18
!
interface FastEthernet0/19
!
interface FastEthernet0/20
!
interface FastEthernet0/21
!
interface FastEthernet0/22
!
interface FastEthernet0/23
!
interface FastEthernet0/24
!
interface Vlan1
no ip address
shutdown
!
banner motd ^CHo Ho Ho!^C
!
!
!
line con 0
!
line vty 0 4
login
line vty 5 15
login
!
!
end

NorthPole#

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-24 16:49

>>6

Spell checking keeps replacing "Symta" with "Semite"

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-24 23:47

>>8
spell checking is for retards who can't spell

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 16:27

>>9
I tried to figure out the rules for spelling, but it seems there are more EXCEPTIONS than there are rules.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 18:01

>>8
While I do not believe the veracity of your claim, the joke by itself is applaudably funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 18:03

>>11
*in the

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 18:57

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 20:17

>>12
it's better the other way

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-25 20:20

>>7
That couldn't have been more funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-26 11:42

>>7
That couldn't have been less funny.

Name: Anonymous 2014-10-27 7:34

>>15
wrong
>>16
right
:^)

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