/prog/ spotting

Let's decide on ways to identify ourselves as /prog/riders in public!

1: Secret handshake - What, are we savages? Bow deeply and respectfully like a true nipponjin to anyone who you think could be one of us. To maintain backwards compatibility, bow to them even when they try to shake your hand or act confused.

2: Greeting\Response - There are three challenge questions to this one. The first might be understood by outsiders, but will sound less odd to them. If they get the first right, proceed with the second. The third is for final verification.
1^st Q: "My dog has no nose, how does he smell?"
1^st A: "Terrible!" (A true /prog/rider will know how to pronounce the stylized exclamation point.)

2^nd Q: "What's the make and model of your other car?"
2^nd A: "A cdr" (A true /prog/rider will pronounce this as cudder.)

3^rd Q: "What's your favorite Touhou and why do you hate kikes?"
3^rd A: "My favorite Touhou is [...]" (A true /prog/rider will recite the entire kopipe from heart.)

3: Covert messaging - To test a possible /prog/rider in secret, get a $100 bill and draw the retarded looking eyes on Franklin. Pass the cash to them and tell them it is a gift, wink when they take it. If they wink back with their right eye, they are a /prog/rider and are entitled to all the rights and privileges that that entails.

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There are no /prog/riders because /prog/ is not a ``thing'' that humans can grasp in it's entirety. /prog/ is a board, yes, but it is also an ideology, a superconciousness, a moral framework, a legal system, a sexuality, an algorithm, a weather pattern, a lost object, a massless particle, a bittersweet smell, a Platonic form, an unread thesis, a revolution, and nothing at all. Individuals may, to varying degrees, understand parts of these things, but no single individual understands them all, and no individual comprehends them well enough to convey such aspects with any language any better than he can describe the color blue to a blind man.