How often do you:

0) read sicp
1) actually program or write code
2) check dubs
3) consider suicide
4) have actual sex with 3d women (or men for those so inclined)
5) shower
6) masturbate
7) drink alcohol or do drugs
10) feel happy or satisfied with life
11) ride a motorcycle
12) repair a motorcycle or do planned maintenance (by yourself)

This thread makes me feel bad for masturbating 2x daily.