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Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 18:50

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 20:51

I just want a language in which I could say "write me a good and efficient OS" and the compiler would write such an OS.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 22:22

>>2
automation
no, fuck you

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 22:30

>>3
What, you're afraid of losing your job, meatbag? Don't worry, you'll make a living washing dishes in Backwards County, New Mexico in the company of some sweaty Mexiamericans.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 22:48

>>4
No computer can program better than me because my IQ isn't nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 23:02

>>5
IQ obviously doesn't measure intelligence. "Obviously" because you're a dumbass if you think what you said. You're a dumbass even despite supposedly having a high IQ. Is the wording clear enough, or do I need to simplify some more?

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-05 23:37

>>6
you're that stupid german nigger
dumb german nigger wants to come up with a dumb nigger bot to do ``science'' for him because he isn't ``clever enough'' to do science well (let alone actual real science)
well yeah that's obvious you stupid nigger
and no you cannot come up with that stupid nigger bot, not possible

dumb german nigger thinks logic is arbitrary and then thinks his arbitrary logic is going to work on devices that follow the non-arbitrary laws of physics and somehow then computers will become sentient and out do humans on everything

well guess what, smart humans don't do arithmetic because arithmetic is for grade schoolers and computers and chess players are in fact of below or average at best iq and real intelligent people do real intelligent things instead of chess
go is a bit more intelligence demanding and look at that, computers suck nigger dick at it
hahaha computer cant make a simple easy decision
wahhhhh tell me instantly whats 395345546239040254435 plus 054684569248323496594569546
its nigger
LOL
fuckin nigger, you cant come up with a computer einstein, only a human one.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 0:01

>>6
I'm going to explain this for you in simple-nigger terms, nigger.

Is [b]P equal to NP?
No.
P ≠ NP

boom, computer-niggers cannot be sentient
humans are sentient
brains and neurology therefore is non-computational
not entirely my view as i dont jack off to brains in jars like you freaky niggers do but nonetheless for your view it is correct

too bad, nigger, your computer is just a hunk of metal good for being used to get yelled at over the internet by an alpha white male like me, you nigger

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 0:10

So basically, saying the brain is of exascale computational power is entirely arbitrary and unfounded and an exascale supercomputer-nigger isn't going to be any different from your shitty 3ghz computer-nigger other than being faster at and handling longer addition LOL! oh and you cant simulate a brain therefore no artificial brains or other nigger fantasy shit for you

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 12:09

>>7
>>8
>>9

Your A Racist! Git Tha Fuck Outta 'Ere!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 12:41

>>10

Out of all the things you could have said about him, the complete disregard for current understanding of the brain, the complete disregard for current mathematical principles... also, the complete disuse of the english language. The guy is a complete idiot, rascism is probably the smallest problem he has.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 17:02

>>7
I'm neither German nor a nigger.

One doesn't need to be smart to do science. Science is just trial-and-error, any idiot can do it; intelligence is required only to impress other idiots so they give you grant money.

Computers are already better at everything than humans. Humans manage to get anything done only because of their sheer number - out of 7 billion meatbags, there's always a good chance that someone capable to solve a particular problem without fucking up too much can be chosen. Computers, of course produce consistently excellent results, but humans still manage to be good enough because of the law of big numbers. Not for long, of course.

Smart humans don't do arithmetic because they suck at it. In fact, 99.9% of smart people suck at anything a computer can do perfectly and reliably.

real intelligent people do real intelligent things
You're just a schoolboy afraid to name a single thing you consider "real intelligent" for fear of being ridiculed because that thing will probably be dumb shit.

The vast majority of people constantly make simple and wrong decisions, while a computer can consistently make correct decisions for any practical criterion of correctness.

Einstein was an inept dilettante from a patent bureau who plagiarized other people's ideas. The fact that the human biomasses largely regard him as a scientific genius once again proves the ultimate inferiority of the majority of humans to any standard computer.

Oh and: learn to fucking spell, idiot. Oh, I forgot, computers are better than the majority of humanity at that, too. So sad.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-06 17:26

>>11
Moreover, racism is not even a problem, but a scientifically justified and pragmatically useful way of thinking!

Name: Huskellfaggot 2014-11-06 18:20

>>13
I would like to say that a citation is needed, but looking around me, i see you are atleast partially correct

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-07 0:29

>>11,12,13,14
Haha, you ignorant kids proved yourself to be just that.
Dumb as well, very dumb.
Alright now, go back to your CS 101 class and continue on being epic /g/ros!

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-07 1:10

>>15,15,15,15
You quote like that and you call other people /g/ros? That's fucking laughable.

Name: Huskellfaggot 2014-11-07 9:51

>>15
You have yet to provide a shred of evidence on your idiotic stance. Go back to your shitty new age voodoo shit and get the fuck out.

Name: Anonymous 2014-11-07 21:14

>>17
lol, dumb kid

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