Introducing:/prog/ No Rules Weekend!

Hell yeah, motherfuckers! No rules this weekend! Spam whatever you want, blog as much as you like, bash niggers until you start to feel bad about it! All weekend long!

dino the dinosaur from our imagination

eats caterpillar pillar from the sanitation

walky walky walky walky

I'M RIDIN' ON /prog/, WHOA WHOA WHOA! I'M RIDIN' ON /prog/, WHOA WHOA WHOA! N DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!

Look at this nicety I've found. She's such a beauty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua

Cymothoa exigua extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish. Once C. exigua replaces the tongue, some feed on the host's blood and many others feed on fish mucus.

In Puerto Rico, C. exigua was the leading subject of a lawsuit against a large supermarket chain. Because C. exigua is found in snappers from the Eastern Pacific and is shipped worldwide for commercial consumption, contamination by the parasite is inevitable. The customer in the lawsuit claimed to have been poisoned by eating an isopod cooked inside a snapper. This case, however, was dropped on the grounds that isopods are not poisonous to humans and some are even consumed as part of a regular diet.

There it is, in all its beauty!

http://twistedsifter.com/2009/09/tongue-eating-parasite/

Some old-school real rap here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciGN8nBWkRY

>>6
Crooked Jakes and fake snakes
Niggers all out for papes.
All who wanna overtake you --
Leave 'em with drapes,
The white sheet covers. This heat
Smothers the streets
Eat brothers,
Six shots rang,
You got banged.
We're all ready for these wars,
We all want more,
These the last days - enjoy!

Some old-school real nigger here.
>>6

>>8
I'm a degenerate,
If I get caught I'm innocent,
'Cause I don't leave no sticky fingerprints.
For the cops, they only good if they're dead,
All the badge and the gun shit be going to their head!

And if this rap shit don't pay,
I'ma start selling drugs around my way.
Killing my own people in the USG.
Shit, if they're going to get it from somebody,
I'd rather it be me!
Besides, they can't tax dirty money.
And you can't trust nobody,
No one,
I'm a scorpion.
And I'll probably bite the bullet,
'Cause I live by the gun.

LCN freestyle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELMlzuMPuno

Repeating digits should always be checked. This rule is enforced regardless of "No Rules Weekend".

Just use Oberon-2.

>>10-san needs to stop promoting Jewish media sites.

>>13
I'm not a "san", "kun", "chan" or any other of your pig-disgusting slit-eyed suffixes.

Moron Stepfather Takes Care Of Child Who Doesn’t Have His Genetic Material

FALMOUTH, ME—Shaking their heads at the dense numbskull’s completely idiotic priorities, sources confirmed Friday that moron stepfather Jeffrey Ryan, 36, is taking care of a 3-year-old child who does not even possess his genetic material. “Tim is Meg’s child from her first marriage, but I honestly think of him as my own son,” said the vacuous simpleton, whose low-functioning brain cannot grasp that he is wasting precious time and money on feeding, clothing, and looking after a boy who does not share his DNA and will do nothing to further his bloodline. “I actually see some of myself in the little guy [and must be a complete imbecile to spend my days raising what is, effectively, a parasitic stranger who seeks only to leech off of my resources for his own genealogical gain]. I just want to give him the best life I can.” At press time, the dimwitted nimrod was reportedly tearing up while reading The Giving Tree to a boy who, after his death, will leave him with a wholly barren biological legacy.

The Giving Tree

Shalom!
http://xkcd.com/956/

>>14
Shalom. kike!

I am a sama.

>>15
It's a good thing that this isn't technically true and that the only people who believe such things are virgin autists who end up killing themselves.

>>19
Don't get so butthurt, that's just the truth. Taking your instinctive denial under control is the first step to accepting the real state of things.

>>20

implying humans have instincts
implying genes aren't just recorders of what worked and what didn't
implying ``your'' genes won't just be diluted in 20 generations
implying you don't have a nutty political bias
implying humans aren't self aware and don't have free will
implying you aren't nuts for denying that
implying you aren't a childless virgin

>>21
EPIC usage of /g/ memes bro XD

implying evopsych isn't a pseudo-science and their studies aren't just illusions with no relation to reality
implying evolution has anything to do with college kids and their sex lives
implying human psychology is biological
implying pinker isn't a dumb nigger
implying human society has anything to do with the animal world
implying i'm not a sentient being
implying academic niggers with no relation to reality wouldn’t deny human sentience
implying machine ``intelligence''

>>22

implying you and /g/ aren't literally brain damaged adam lanzas

>>21

implying you know anything

>>25

implying your ph.d in pop-science means anything

It's not even the weekend, I don't even care!

>>3
Amazing!

I am a SAP Basis Consultant trying to maintain an installation on Solaris system, & i hateeee unixxxx. I don't want to byheart thousands of crappy unixxx commands. Its no fun at all. For all you Shell Lovers, grow up to GUI or lie in Dark VI hell forever......

http://windowsitpro.com/systems-management/nt-vsunix-one-substantially-better

>>29
Kill yourself back to /g/, Luke.

>>29
Remote admin using a gui sucks.

check em

>>31
Do you need consulting, ya SAP? =)

The chimpout's started and it isn't ending anytime soon. Guess some of the nigger states will break off from the USA. Just as Vanga predicted.