Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

To apply for one, you need to make visit a Police and Border Guard office in Estonia

FUCK!