Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

Better to have an incorrect mental image than be a slav mental midget. Denying you race now, >>2? Even Jews are not as disgusting as that. Besides, even if they were Finns, that's not any better, and in some ways is much worse.