Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

Officianl race ranking:
Touhous
American pureblood white
Japanese
Dutch white
Western European white
Other whites
Slavs
Ragheads
Han chinese
Koreans
Other chinese
Currynigger
Native north Americans
Native south Americans
all others not mentioned
French
Italian
Hispanics
Finns
Midgets
Jews
Africans
Former slave negros
Jews
Aborigines
Eskimos