Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

You do realize that recent genetic studies have shown humans to be a hybrid of monkey and pig, right? People = shit.

Dunmer
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Lizard biorobot