Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

Altmer are stasis-pussies. Dunmer were taught the Three-Angled truth about reaching heaven by violence. Dunmer live for pain and ass-kicking, altmer want to run away to mommy instead of living. So dunmer > altmer and anyone who thinks otherwise is a pussy.