Why aren't you e-migrating to e-Estonia?

http://e-estonia.com/e-residents/become-e-resident/
Anyone can pretend to be a stupid slav online, but now you can make it official! Revolutionary new form of society, or scam by as crappy eurotrash country to steal your take dollars? Only time will tell.

I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.