I like C but not its syntax

Why hasn't anyone made C that doesn't look like dogshit?

Also the array syntax is stupid. Why is it int arr[] if it's not an int? It's an array of ints, the [] needs to go to the type, ya incestuous drunken faggots. Hey, it's equivalent to int* arr (at least in function arguments), so why does the * go to the type if the [] goes to the identifier? Fucking disgusting.