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I like C but not its syntax

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-02 12:11

Why hasn't anyone made C that doesn't look like dogshit?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-05 21:28

javascript is C with a nicer syntax
also look at asmjs.org

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-05 22:29

>>79
Since Java became popular. I would say expose yourself to industry, but you will eventually. You'll hate it. And then you'll kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-05 22:48

>>82
*presses human liver into your pizza base*

Horrible Industries gone BAD!

*presses eye balls into your can of soup*

Ditto, Jake.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-05 22:57

I just want a C with first order functions and true closures.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-05 23:13

>>84
You can do them. It's just not syntactically convenient.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 0:03

>>84
Try Go.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 0:04

>>86
Go is not close to C despite being advertised as so.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 1:01

>>84
That's harder than it sounds. What do you do with closed-over stack space when it's been returned from its owning function, or sent to another thread?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 1:52

>>88
Your anus is harder than it sounds.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 2:45

>>88
Just garbage collect the closure environments and nothing else. What's the problem?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 5:11

>>91
It gets too weird to deal with.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 12:38

>>88
Nice dbus bro xD

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-06 13:31

>>81
Long time no see, Javashit kike!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 17:37

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-12 19:13

>>94
.kfc
Dats racist!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 13:45

I don't know how L++ made getting from Racket to C look so hard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-24 17:11

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-08 19:52

>>23
Why does the return type come before the function name?
To match the variable declaration syntax. int x; means "this is a variable that stores a variable of type int". int factorial() { ... } means "this is a function that generates a variable of type int". If you just think of functions as a dynamic counterpart to variables, it makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-09 10:20

>>98
Checkem

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-09 17:54

Just use chicken, it compiles to C
sage

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-09 18:01

>>100
chicken
What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-09 18:08

Name: Remember: it could be worse 2016-06-09 18:33

<function>
<function-head>
<name>minimum</name>
<return-type>numerical/integer</return-type>
<parameters>2</parameters>
<parameter-name>a</parameter-name>
<parameter-type>numerical/integer</parameter-type>
<parameter-name>b</parameter-name>
<parameter-type>numerical/integer</parameter-type>
</function-head>
<function-body>
<condition-statement>
<condition-test>
<less>
<left-operand>
<variable>a</variable>
</left-operand>
<right-operand>
<variable>b</variable>
</right-operand>
</less>
</condition-test>
<condition-true>
<return>
<variable>a</variable>
</return>
</condition-true>
<condition-false>
<!-- nop, fall thru --> <!-- thanks, adam -->
</condition-false>
</condition-statement>
<return>
<variable>b</variable>
</return>
</function-body>
</function>

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-10 9:59

>>103
Stahp!!, this is worse than XML lithp!

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-10 14:41

I like /prog/ but not its posters.

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-11 2:17

>>103
Xml makes c the accpetable lisp

Name: Anonymous 2016-06-12 9:00

>>8
cadr

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