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Name: Anonymous 2014-12-14 6:33

IT technicians > Code monkeys
Have fun working when companies start paying indians 5 cents an hour to take over your jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 21:00

Regardless of the context, all of the antecedents listed are singular.

Didn't read the rest. You're a brainwashed feminazi with no argumentation.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 21:06

>>41
But all of the antecedents are singular. Just because you can deduce some way to say he's really implying plurality doesn't change the fact that "a mother", "a man", and "everyone" are all singular antecedents.

This isn't even something to argue about. Nearly all grammarians support the usage of singular they. Why are you so insistent on going against a phenomenon that is so natural in every day speech?

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 21:15

autists have managed to derail a thread from how 99 cents per hour IT losers are better than ENTERPRISE programmers into a thread about faggots' gender and semantics.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 21:16

>>43
You're right, but check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-15 21:17

GAS THE TRANNIES, GENDER WARS NOW

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 1:40

This thread is autism.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 3:34

>>44
Consider them checked.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-16 7:32

>>19
I like money more than I like writing code for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-17 16:53

>>48
People start hating programming when they have it as a job

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 8:06

>>49
Depends on what you do. You definitely end up hating it if you're pidgeon-holed into some shitty position making CRUD applications that is devoid of any sort of creativity, but if you end up writing code that you enjoy then there is no problem.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-18 9:04

>>50
Get back to work shitty slave.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 7:00

>>51
Slaves are not paid and do not have the freedom to end their slavery.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 19:23

>>52
* snaps the lash *
Back to your cubicle or you'll get fired, slave!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-19 22:20

>>53
B-b-but my 401k plan! My social security! My mortgage! Please don't be angry, Master, I'll be back in my cubicle writing visitor factory adaptor metaclasses in no time!

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 0:14

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 3:12

>>54
I don't have a mortgage. And I don't have social security because I don't live in the United States of America.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 6:20

The only good news is that programming would be the last job to be automated, while drivers and pilots are gonna lose their jobs in near future with AI breakthroughs, like google car's.

Even managers are losing their jobs already, due to the automatization of all processes. You don't need bank clerks when there are bit-coins.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 6:44

AI breakthroughs

gonna laugh when that doesn't happen.
all those autistic kikes (lesswrong) are going to kill themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 7:02

>>58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsaES--OTzM

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 11:16

>>57
In the future, working will not be a necessary condition for living. I look forward to programming getting automated so that the only people who will program will be hobbyists free from the shackles of corporate slave-languages, TDD, web monkeying and shit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 20:53

>>57
programming is already automated by indian slave-robots

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-20 23:18

>>61
Dumb nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 18:11

>>62
Dumb stackboi

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-21 19:55

Now, repeat after me:

I AM

SOFA KING

WE TODD ED

I AM

SOFA KING

WE TODD ED

I AM

SOFA KING

WE TODD ED

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-22 4:29

A code monkey asks a code monk how to make the transition.

The monk replies: take 9 "code monkey"

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-23 2:41

Check
em

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-24 8:35

>>66
Nice

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-24 16:43

ITT гнездо петуха

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-24 18:48

>>68
И ты главный на нём петух.

Зацени мои перевёрнутые дабы.

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-24 22:43

одо

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-25 15:13

(`д')

Name: Anonymous 2014-12-26 22:45

>>68-69
wat.

>>66
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2015-01-05 6:28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_wd9Qf0IE

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